The Prince and the Patch.

Roagine have effectively called Prince William out about his steadily growing bald patch. In a statement released today they said:

We’ve been watching Prince William’s growing bald spot closely for years, and we believe Rogaine can help. We’d love to send him our new Unscented Men’s Rogaine Foam. William would be the perfect spokesman for Rogaine because whether you’re a prince or an average Joe, hereditary hair loss affects one in four men. When he’s on the altar and the world is looking at the back of his head, he won’t have to worry about the hair that’s not there.

Y’know this isn’t as far-fetched as it sounds, Rogaine is the only FDA approved hair loss treatment on the market. He wouldn’t be a spokesperson for Rogaine in a million billion years but I think Prince Wills may secretly place his own order before the big day. I mean they did discreetly Photoshop a bit more up top for his engagement pics…

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Keep your eyes peeled next Spring. Also, Rogaine? Maybe a letter would be a better route next time! Poor guy…

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3 Responses to “The Prince and the Patch.”
  1. André says:

    Isn’t DS Ladoratories approved either? People say it’s better than Rogaine..

  2. Adam says:

    Id love to see an article on solutions for thinning hair..
    I might try rogaine but id like to know all the options for the best results

  3. Patrik says:

    The only FDA approved drug for male pattern baldness? You should check up on Propecia. If I’m not mistaken it was approved by the FDA since the late 90ies, and is also more capable than rogaine. (Best is to use both at once).

    The flipside being that it messes with hormones and is expensive :D

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